Guys: Ask Us Girls!

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Riiya

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Do women seem like a mystery to you? Are you always wondering what we want? Are you baffled by our insistence to put the damn toilet seat down? Or by how we ever managed to get a driver's license? Can you not understand the point of Sex and the City and the E! channel?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, this thread may help you! From our favorite colors to our favorite Grandma's recipes, this is the place where we tell everything like we have never before. Come, don't be afraid, and have an enlightenment of a lifetime! Managed by a diverse group of females from all over the world, this thread is guaranteed to give you a better understanding of women and turn you into the man we all crave for.
 

Bianca

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What's the deal with overpopulation?

People find it necessary to carry on their seed and pollute the earth with their spawn.

I wipe the seat and close the lid.

Good for you. :)

i got this rash in my back, could u take a lookt at it?

Nope.

Sex and the City sucks.

I agree. Gross old whores.

Ok, say you're really attracted to this guy, totally fascinated by him, and he wants to have a threesome with you and your sister (or any female relative of yours). How much convincing would it take before you agreed to it?

Gross question. Would not happen. Ever.
 

SickJoke

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Gross question. Would not happen. Ever.

What if it was... [insert your favorite male celebrity/the guy that you consider to be the single most attractive man on the planet!]... how about then? Come on, be honest, no one will judge you :D
 

Bianca

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What if it was... [insert your favorite male celebrity/the guy that you consider to be the single most attractive man on the planet!]... how about then? Come on, be honest, no one will judge you :D

No. Not ever. No matter who it was. That is disgusting.
 

j_brown2

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You should never mention sex to a woman... it will always be a no, no matter what, there are a few exceptions of course though,
 

j_brown2

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lol, na Iam sweet bro.. got some of my own indirect lines to get laid, they are working for me... online dating that is haha, when it comes to meeting up I got to pull out though coz of my SA
 

SickJoke

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j_brown2 said:
You should never mention sex to a woman... it will always be a no, no matter what, there are a few exceptions of course though,

HAHAHA! Well, sometimes it might actually be a "yes." Often time when it's a "no," a few hours later their minds have mysteriously changed? :D

Elad said:
start using the line

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

and see if it changes.

HAHAHAHA that's one of the only lines with a 100% success rate :D
 

Celephaïs

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Does childbirth freak some woman out as much as does me?

The mental picture makes me a bit well, squeamish.

I couldn't imagine passing out a kidney stone the size of a coconut.

Yeah i know it doesn't come out of the urethra, I figured I'd say it to accentuate the pain
 

sabbath9

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Have you tried ACT?

John Lennon said:
Woman is the nigger of the world
Yes she is...think about it
Woman is the nigger of the world
Think about it...do something about it

We make her paint her face and dance
If she wont be a slave, we say that she dont love us
If shes real, we say shes trying to be a man
While putting her down, we pretend that shes above us

Woman is the nigger of the world...yes she is
If you dont believe me, take a look at the one youre with
Woman is the slave of the slaves
Ah, yeah...better scream about it

We make her bear and raise our children
And then we leave her flat for being a fat old mother hen
We tell her home is the only place she should be
Then we complain that shes too unworldly to be our friend

Woman is the nigger of the world...yes she is
If you dont believe me, take a look at the one youre with
Woman is the slave to the slaves
Yeah...alright...hit it!

We insult her every day on tv
And wonder why she has no guts or confidence
When shes young we kill her will to be free
While telling her not to be so smart we put her down for being so dumb

Woman is the nigger of the world
Yes she is...if you dont believe me, take a look at the one youre with
Woman is the slave to the slaves
Yes she is...if you believe me, you better scream about it

We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
We make her paint her face and dance
 

j_brown2

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HAHAHA! Well, sometimes it might actually be a "yes." Often time when it's a "no," a few hours later their minds have mysteriously changed? :D

Umm I don't really believe that, you would have no chance with bianca lol, if you met her in a bar and started talkin about sex from the start, she would be so uncomfortable, thinking you want sex from her and so on... I think she would call someone to beat you up if you would still keep trying lol

If you talked about somethin else you could do the magic and make her be attracted and have sex with you even if she subciounsly thought at first "he is not my type I like to have sex with".... that's what I meant to say, talkin bout sex usually raises a womans alarm

And the way you asked bianca about the threesome was funny lol... no way you can get an honest answer like that
 
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sabbath9

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Why don't you leave the toilet seat up for us?

Actually I usually sit down to pee, cause if I stand sometimes it doesn't go where I point it, then I have to clean it up. And urinals are gross, sometimes it splashes back at you. Also I need to wipe because if I don't the last couple of drops will have me smelling like piss all day long.
 
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