Meeting each other-just for fun

GIOLANDA

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Imagine two of us meeting each other-that's just for fun,don't be offended!

soc.phobic1: I'm really happy to meet you. I feel a bit anxious though...
soc.phobic2: Don't apologize. We're both social phobics!
1: That's right,I forgot it! So,where are we going?
2: I know a very good place,"the ice-cream pallace".
1: It sounds great! (Walking)
2: Excuse me,may I borrow your bag for a minute?
1: Why?
2: Because I forgot mine. I can't walk with empty hands.
1: But I can't either! Well,OK,let's share it,hold it for five minutes and then we change.
2: Deal! (Walking)
1: So,how's your life with SA?
2: As you can imagine. It prevents me from doing things all the time.
1: Yeah,me too.
2: Oh,here it is,"the ice-cream pallace". Oops,I see a lot of people.
1: I'm not feeling very well. Let's find a quiet table.
2: There aren't quiet ones!
1: We can't sit then. Let's buy our ice-cream and eat it in the park.
2: That's right. (Pause) Well,who is going to buy it?
1: You,I suppose. You brought us here.
2: Yes,but they know me,I can't see them again! You go!
1: It's not fair! Let's go together.
2: OK! How do you prefer your ice-cream? I'll take chocolate chips.
1: I'll take strawberry. (Inside)
2: Ready? Come on!
1+2: I want a chocolate chips/strawberry please!
Worker: What? I can't understand if you're both speaking! (Later in the park)
1: Whew! We did it!
2: Yes,but I felt like an idiot!
1: Forget it! Let's sit and enjoy our ice-cream. (Pause)
2: You're not eating.
1: You're not eating either!
2: Don't you see that there are many people in that stupid park? How I'm supposed to eat?
1: Yeah,me too. So,what are we going to do?
2: I see a public toilet. I'll eat it there.
1: And I'll eat it in the other one. (Later)
2: Did you enjoy your ice-cream?
1: You could say so,except from the bad smelling! At least,nobody saw me.
2: We're mad,aren't we?
1: It doesn't matter,madness is funny!
2: Yes,but I think that meeting each other wasn't such a good idea.
1: I suppose you're right. Communicating at "Social phobia world" is better. Let it be,I would like to see you again,it was a nice adventure!
2: Yeah,we always have an exciting life,we just must learn how to enjoy it!

Greetings to you all!
 

cLavain

Well-known member
Good one, Giolanda!

dzerklis said:
nice :) the good thing about sp we can make jokes about it, unlike example cancer..
People with cancer make fun of that, too. It's natural.
 

dzerklis

Well-known member
cLavain said:
People with cancer make fun of that, too. It's natural.

Are you sure? I know i definately wouldnt make jokes about cancer if i had it, id rather _kill myself :?
 

cLavain

Well-known member

Septor

Well-known member
GIOLANDA said:
Imagine two of us meeting each other-that's just for fun,don't be offended!

soc.phobic1: I'm really happy to meet you. I feel a bit anxious though...
soc.phobic2: Don't apologize. We're both social phobics!
1: That's right,I forgot it! So,where are we going?
2: I know a very good place,"the ice-cream pallace".
1: It sounds great! (Walking)
2: Excuse me,may I borrow your bag for a minute?
1: Why?
2: Because I forgot mine. I can't walk with empty hands.
1: But I can't either! Well,OK,let's share it,hold it for five minutes and then we change.
2: Deal! (Walking)
1: So,how's your life with SA?
2: As you can imagine. It prevents me from doing things all the time.
1: Yeah,me too.
2: Oh,here it is,"the ice-cream pallace". Oops,I see a lot of people.
1: I'm not feeling very well. Let's find a quiet table.
2: There aren't quiet ones!
1: We can't sit then. Let's buy our ice-cream and eat it in the park.
2: That's right. (Pause) Well,who is going to buy it?
1: You,I suppose. You brought us here.
2: Yes,but they know me,I can't see them again! You go!
1: It's not fair! Let's go together.
2: OK! How do you prefer your ice-cream? I'll take chocolate chips.
1: I'll take strawberry. (Inside)
2: Ready? Come on!
1+2: I want a chocolate chips/strawberry please!
Worker: What? I can't understand if you're both speaking! (Later in the park)
1: Whew! We did it!
2: Yes,but I felt like an idiot!
1: Forget it! Let's sit and enjoy our ice-cream. (Pause)
2: You're not eating.
1: You're not eating either!
2: Don't you see that there are many people in that stupid park? How I'm supposed to eat?
1: Yeah,me too. So,what are we going to do?
2: I see a public toilet. I'll eat it there.
1: And I'll eat it in the other one. (Later)
2: Did you enjoy your ice-cream?
1: You could say so,except from the bad smelling! At least,nobody saw me.
2: We're mad,aren't we?
1: It doesn't matter,madness is funny!
2: Yes,but I think that meeting each other wasn't such a good idea.
1: I suppose you're right. Communicating at "Social phobia world" is better. Let it be,I would like to see you again,it was a nice adventure!
2: Yeah,we always have an exciting life,we just must learn how to enjoy it!

Greetings to you all!

LOl nice :lol: :lol:
 
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