Shyest/Stupidest Person alive?

SocialRetahd · Expert User Joined: Dec 02, 2006 Posts: 762

you drive a truck for a living, don't you?

dottie · Expert User Joined: Sep 06, 2007 Posts: 566 Location: USA

i understand how you are feeling. i would be nervous, too, if someone who bullied me moved in near my home, my one safehaven. i wish i had advice. people say forgive him and don't be upset if he doesn't apologize but... i think i would be very upset. i know i could walk myself through and say logically it was probably nothing personal, but at the same time- having your head slammed in a door is very personal and traumatic. personally, i would keep my distance but... i do that with everyone anyways.

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SocialRetahd · Expert User Joined: Dec 02, 2006 Posts: 762

i'll probably have to blow his brains out. Just sucks this had to happen.

Vancouver · Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:35 am Post subject:

Hey SocialRetahd, shut the fuck up. Listen up here, because you're wrong. I'm the shyest, stupidest person alive, okay? So right off the bat, you can feel immediate relief from that one.

I fuck up everything, make situations more awkward... you name it. Sometimes I come off as a complete crackpot who's been fucked up from all the drugs I've never done in my entire life... you know, that sort of shit.

Let me let you in on a secret here. I know, from cold, hard, first-hand (yeah, no mental images you perv) experience that none of that shit matters, dude. If you really think it does, you're just being overly-analytical. You can box yourself inside fear all day long, but in reality, there's an aspect of choice involved.

So I'm going to make (the rest of) this short and simple (hopefully). Forgive your shy, stupid self (only kidding about the stupid part), forget the fucking past, walk into the future with your shy and stupid self, and (here's the best part) start laughing at yourself, every single time you think you've fucked up. And then say, "so what if I'm shy and stupid?". If you take those steps for a steady week, I swear to the holy motherfucking gods you'll be cured. And if you're insane enough to have read this far... at least you're not nearly as insane as the writer! Muahahaha

PS: No, you don't have brain damage. I just know these things.

*Disappears behind a cloud of smoke*

EDIT: Oh, gee. I forgot. Me having SA and you having SA don't have anything to do with eachother. Good point.

Dude, if you don't forget about it and just forgive that asshole, you're going to end up doing something you regret. And for the last time, no, he did NOT screw up your life. You let that very idea do it for you.

But hey, just tryin' to help. You're allowed to wallow in it. No harm done to me.

SocialRetahd · Expert User Joined: Dec 02, 2006 Posts: 762

our problems don't relate in anyway.

okkamsrazor · Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:35 am Post subject:

You're a good man for not taking action SR.
Im sure u aint got drain bamage, even if you did dodder around concussed for days, 'what don't kill ya makes you stronger' right? So I say get back on that horse, Yeah!

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