I am the KING of awkward!!! :D

mustang · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 3:56 am Post subject: I am the KING of awkward!!! :D

I can't help but laugh at how my shyness makes my life almost comically awkward.

Went to a local eatery with the family today. Very cute server named Natasha.

-Natasha asked what everyone wanted, I responded with "Breef Taco plate"
with my voice cracking in the misplaced 'R'.
-Natasha asked if we wanted more chips...I responded, "Yes, please." and handed her the bowl of chips...but...she grabbed the part of the bowl that contained the dip...she had a hand full of dip thanks to me.
-Finally...and most awkwardly, while paying the bill...I noticed she had a bright gold necklace with her name on it...I was admiring the jewelry...when I took my eyes away from it, I saw she was staring at me...
Theres a 100% chance she thought I was staring at her rack.

Very Happy

I love making people feel awkward.

SleepingBeauty · Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:40 am Post subject:

hahahaha, awesome! I say my words wrong too. Like the whole "breef" thing, lol.

And when she saw you looking at her chest, you couldve of just said..... i like your necklace. Laughing

Incognito · Newbie User Joined: Apr 16, 2008 Posts: 61

Hahahaha

I'm sorry man that was funny. Seriously you should have said you were admiring her necklace.

Drivemycar · Newbie User Joined: Mar 30, 2008 Posts: 72

Let's hope you never see Natasha again...or maybe, lets hope you do. Honestly, if I was the server I would have seen you again. You seem like such a funny guy Very Happy

_Brittany_ · Intermediate User Joined: Apr 01, 2008 Posts: 174

lol x))))
the last part's really funny.

recluse · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:40 am Post subject:

Lol! Once we me, my parents, and my sister went for a meal with people who own a holiday cottage next door to us, they live abroad and come to stay every summer. Anyway the waitress was at our table taking our order and i started re-adjusting my chair to be more comfortable, and i didn't realise how close she was standing and i lifted my chair and plonked myself down with the chair leg on her foot! She let out a yelp and i felt so embarassed throughout the entire evening.

Another time with my parents and sister, the waitress asked me what drink i would like and i replied ''Cock please!'' instead of ''Coke!'' lol

princess_haru · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 10:52 am Post subject:

wingcharm · Intermediate User Joined: Jan 05, 2008 Posts: 192

LukeyD · Newbie User Joined: May 07, 2008 Posts: 1

haha i remember i was with my friend's family at the movies once. we went up to the concession stand and the dude asked my friends dad what he wanted..

server: hey sir, what would u like?
friends dad: just some cock porn thanks
server:...what?
friends dad: sorry POP CORN, POP CORN is what i meant

he went so red, i laughed so much Very Happy

aboobooboobooo · Newbie User Joined: May 07, 2008 Posts: 39