_________________ I wish we could see into the future of peoples lives when they are born. Then we could kill all babies who's going to be bad people. Robbers, bullying kids, murderers etc. Just put a gun at the baby's head.
Joined: Aug 30, 2007 Posts: 332 Location: south park, colorado
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 10:48 am Post subject:
CATHOLIC GIRLS
A festive CYO party with crepe paper streamers, contestants
for the broom dance, the , baked goods, & FATHER RILEY
making sure the lights don't go down too low...
FATHER RILEY AND VARIOUS PARTY GOERS:
Catholic Girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
JOE:
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO When they learn to blow...
FATHER RILEY: They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!
MARY:
Warren Cuccurullo...
FATHER RILEY: Catholic Boys!
MARY:
Kinda young, kinda WOW!
FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Boys!
MARY:
Vinnie Colaiuta...
CHORUS:
Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?
FATHER RILEY: Catholic Girls!
WARREN:
Carmenita Scarfone!
FATHER RILEY: Catholic Girls!
OFFICER BUTZIS:
Hey! She gave me VD!
FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls!
WARREN:
Toni Carbone!
CHORUS:
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!
JOE:
VD vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees
LARRY:
She was on her knees,
My little Catholic Girl
CHORUS:
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH! (etc.)
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
She used to go to the church club every week.
They'd meet each other there
Hold hands
And think
Pure Thoughts
But one night, at the
Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up...
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...
Joined: Mar 24, 2008 Posts: 254 Location: Mandal, Norway
Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 11:36 am Post subject:
You shouldn't give a shit about what your family thinks. If you're gay, you're gay. They either accept you, or lose you. You can do whatever you want with your life, and religion should NEVER be forced on anyone.
Just read read your thread on here. Dont know much about Catholicism but I do know how restrictive and intolerant they can be. It seems to be a faith based on fear oppression and guilt, for me that is not what religion should be about. You're still very young and I can understand your parents wanting to protect you from those who could hurt you, but on the other hand you need to find your identity and maybe experience a same sex relationship. Is your religion important to you or is it something that you were indoctrinated into?
The only argument I have ever read against homosexuality is "because God said it's wrong."
"God", in this case, meaning some ancient texts written by bronze-age schizoids from the middle east.
Anyone who believes dogma with no evidence, and from that kind of source, is either too stupid or too brainwashed to see how much bullshit they're standing in.
Therefore, not respectable people.
I love how, in today's world everybody has their own little theory, nothing new or different than most others, and yet forevermore conflicting with everything other than theirselves. It is both a coping mechanism and a ancient trap.
Look, time brings with it a different society, different ideals and different coping mechanics. The reality will always remain the same, free choice is always there no matter the choices. Go with the world and generally play unsuspectingly by the rules and trappings that have evolved and indeed have been forseen over a few millenia, or seek the truth and see through the lies.
I cannot help but wonder... "So what are the reproductive organs supposed to do?"... oh that's right reproduce. But of course that's not logical... right bletch?
Anyway...
back on topic I don't believe your parents should hold you back since it's your choice after all. From the people I knew who "felt gay" they 'turned' 'Bi' eventually anyway, unsuprisingly.
_________________ Intellectual honesty is characterized by a readiness to scrutinize what one believes to be true, and to pay sufficient attention to other evidence available
_________________ I wish we could see into the future of peoples lives when they are born. Then we could kill all babies who's going to be bad people. Robbers, bullying kids, murderers etc. Just put a gun at the baby's head.
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