Yossarian, I think that those are the most beautiful words that I have ever heard spoken. You are truly wise.... The muffin without a blueberry is the muffin that goes uneaten.
16) do drugs
17) have unsafe sex
1 listen to rock n roll
19) pierce your tongue
20) loot
21) do not look both ways when crossing the road
22) get a tatoo
23) purchase pornography
25) smoke
26) drink
27) light fires
2 start a fight with someone smaller than you
29) join a cult
Joined: Sep 30, 2004 Posts: 758 Location: United Kingdom
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 4:25 am Post subject:
I recommend visiting join-me.co.uk It is real and very funny. Although they call themselves a collective and not a cult the founder calls himself a cult leader. I won't say too much but one day I wish to conquer SP and join them. They've helped restore my faith in our fellow man.
P.S. I'm starting to worry about you LMT!:
"Well why didn't ya say so before....BRB, just going out to sell my body!!!"
"..permission to come to your house and slap ya...lol"
"..I told him if he did it again he'd wake in time only to see me plunge a knife into his throat.."
I should work in journalism!
P.P.S.
Worry D I hear what you say about tiring of the fight. It's not lame. When some Z-list celebrity faces their fear of spiders on TV to gain some fame and fortune everyone says how brave they are, yet when we face our fears on a daily basis just to get by people call us idiots! It takes strength to of fought it this long and you should be proud. Please don't give up....besides anyone who can pierce their nipple can do anything!
Joined: Sep 30, 2004 Posts: 758 Location: United Kingdom
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 12:53 pm Post subject:
Nope I'm not accepting that Dollyworr (sounds Tolkienesque )
If your stud was causing pain you'd be daft not to take it out! Same goes for nose ring. How can you be blamed for your genetic make up. Some things we simply can't control (even Red Banner Gods).
Ya know, I used to get piercings when i got bored...is that normal?. I've had my nose pierced (took that out..made my nose look even bigger), Had my lip pierced (made it awkward to drink with a lip ring, so took it out cause it just made me dribble lots), Had my ears pierced 4 times each...now only got two and I've had and still have my forearm pierced...amazing what boredom can do to ya. Just call me the human pin cushion. I must have a high pain thresh hold cause i didnt feel any of my piercings.
wutzzup w/ all the nit picking? If u want 2 nit pic... I don't think it's possible to "UNFUCK"yourself.. that's Y I don't think I ever heard the exp. B4 now. 2 say U R fucked means u messed up without possible recourse.... it would only B corrrectable if u were 'almost fucked', or a little bit fucked. Once U r fucked, you are fucked & there is no way of unfucking yourself unless you are capeable of going back in time. If you want to nit pick... I am totally SICK of looking at this thread that is beyond useless.
Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:22 pm Post subject: lmao
oh, my gawd... get a clue people- we are just having fun on this thread by poking fun at our situations... connect the dots!.. .. .. .. .. ... I am feeling so hopeless... can't we form an online cult already... maybe the cult of the red baner? Maybe I could be the prophet and teacher--- hmmm... Mu-Whazzle-Demented, then we can have Yos as the high priest along with his high priestess WorryDolly who occassionally embibes in the drink of holy drunkin smartassness (JK), and LilMissTragic can be our living RedBanner Goddess- there can be only one true Goddess! OK- I'm a dork- but I don't care anymore- at least online ... I'm working on not caring in person... I think the cult could be a great first step!
I actually love this thread, Its amusing and even those that are bitching about it come out with some very amusing things. When will people realise that they dont have to read these things if they dont want to.
I think you all have great things to say...but doesnt it make it a little easier to take with a pinch of humour?
If we cant laugh at ourselves then we are pretty damn buggered...to say the least..lol. Please excuse my choice of words.
Anyway, I'm on quite a high cause I just went out to the shop when there was loads of people in there and bought waffles. I'm getting good at this shopping alone thing. Anyone want anything next time I go??....lol
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I'm starting to worry about you LMT!:
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... I am feeling so hopeless... can't we form an online cult already... maybe the cult of the red baner? Maybe I could be the prophet and teacher--- hmmm... Mu-Whazzle-Demented, then we can have Yos as the high priest along with his high priestess WorryDolly who occassionally embibes in the drink of holy drunkin smartassness (JK), and LilMissTragic can be our living RedBanner Goddess- there can be only one true Goddess! OK- I'm a dork- but I don't care anymore- at least online