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fiona
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The toilet seat looks untidy when it's left up and I always close the lid aswell! 
Why cant men pee straight anyway?!  You've got this thing to aim with but no it goes everywhere yuk! 
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Danfalc
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Why cant men pee straight anyway?! You've got this thing to aim with but no it goes everywhere yuk! |
Hey! dont tar us all with the same brush,2feet away seat down and in the dark and i still dont spill a drop, im a sniper when it comes to the toilet 
Anyways on a more serious note, that cracked me up, the mental image of you girlies falling down the toilet,I dont care if its whatever time in the morning,I mean how the heck do you fall down a toilet???
But a possible solution,ive got a light in my toilet,one of those which you go near it and it lights up enough for you to see,but not enough that it blinds you if its late at night and youve just got up
Hope this might help some more falling down toilet incedents from occuring
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Yossarian
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I'm sure that a while ago in Sweden there was a debate about femminists wanting to ban men from using urinals because when they stand up they are displaying something about male supremacy blah blah blah.
Effing effwits.
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ScaredGirl
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Ha ha ha ha this topic is hillarious.
My husband didn't take the toilet seat thing seriously until one night he heard the splash and cursing...between the belly laughs and apologies he promised to try and remember to put the seat down from that very day forth.
Leaving the toilet seat up is a terrible thing. Hitting the porcelen definately removes a layer of dignity if only for a moment.
Scared Girl
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Chilling__Echo
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i read somewhere that they did some study on men and they would put fake flies on urinals fairly in the center and their aim was considerably better - basically give them something to look at and we'll have cleaner bathrooms. i bet camping is so much easier for you guys!
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Toad
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well...it is kinda hard to miss a urinal...
*edit* i think the toilet seat debate goes along with the why should i make my bed debate...for some reason society has claimed these are the "proper" things to do, probably because it makes everything look cleaner, but thats a matter of opinion...i for one don't make my bed, and i sure don't put the toilet down...if i can't see a logical reason to do something, i dont do it.
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Chilling__Echo
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guess it was more interesting to piss on a fly than entertaining yourself by pissing everywhere else
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SilverLiner
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| Chilling__Echo wrote: | | i read somewhere that they did some study on men and they would put fake flies on urinals fairly in the center and their aim was considerably better - basically give them something to look at and we'll have cleaner bathrooms. i bet camping is so much easier for you guys! |
Sorry to be gross but it's more likely because it was something more fun to aim at, not something to look at lol
*grabs coat*
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SilverLiner
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Having read your post I see you did actually mean that... I seem to be having a blonde moment. It's 4.58 in the morning, my bad, lol.
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