Joined: May 09, 2005 Posts: 1409 Location: United Kingdom
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:00 pm Post subject: The Beach Bar
So here we are online, hiding behind these fancy monitors or TFT screens, popping our pills trying to escape reality. So why not go the whole hog and have a drink or dance in cyber-land too? (Look, I'm just trying to get as far away from my city lifestyle as possible ok, no laughing).
Welcome to Black Mamba's Beach Bar
This is a bar set on a beach amongst the sand, ocean, semi naked bathers, sweaty british tourists and children urinating on their sandcastles. Feel free to sit at the bar, have a drink, relax, play on the beach or just admire the scenary.
Our drinks menu consists of nothing but coca cola based beverages (I'm the manager, and I love coke). Our next shipment of alcohol arrives in just under an hour.
Enjoy!
Now Hiring:
Advertising Director
Assistant Manager
Cocktail Waiters*2
Entertainer
Leaflet distributors
Stockist/Cleaner
[Note: We will discuss pay whenever your hired]
[Note2: You must give one line of reasoning to why you will be good at the job].
Joined: May 09, 2005 Posts: 1409 Location: United Kingdom
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:06 pm Post subject:
Competition already? That was quick. I was tempted to hire a few dancers to shake their asses on the bar but that would make me feel uncomfortable. Still, we can have male hula dancers if you want.
Now hiring:
Male hula dancers*5, must have own grass skirt.
Joined: Jul 12, 2005 Posts: 1002 Location: United Kingdom
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:58 pm Post subject:
ooooooooooo lala mamba!! u may need a sexy looking lifeguard for that pool, and for us girls to eye up! Gosh, what a great looking bar, id love2work there (altho i may b quite slack!) x
Joined: Mar 20, 2005 Posts: 29 Location: United Kingdom
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 6:59 pm Post subject:
Bexi wrote:
ooooooooooo lala mamba!! u may need a sexy looking lifeguard for that pool, and for us girls to eye up! Gosh, what a great looking bar, id love2work there (altho i may b quite slack!) x
black_mamba wrote:
Competition already? That was quick. I was tempted to hire a few dancers to shake their asses on the bar but that would make me feel uncomfortable. Still, we can have male hula dancers if you want.
Now hiring:
Male hula dancers*5, must have own grass skirt. x
what kind of beach bar is this becoming? lol what about the guys on here?
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lol what about the guys on here?
Damn, need customers quick.
