Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:58 pm Post subject: Re: Indivisible synergy Edited to: Americans, women & ha
pea wrote:
I'm a little nervous but here goes...
Edited for erm... hmmm
superficial reasons ??
How can I hate women? my mother was one.
I don’t hate women, I love their bums.
If I mortify another girl, strike me down,
cause they rule my world. I spent my youth chasing
skirt, wasn’t very good, couldn’t flirt.
Now I'm happy, I have an s.a girl, she
moved a million miles to rock my world. They
complain about attention, toilet seats and
reverse parking ... cant think of anything
to rhyme with that...
Americans, Americans.. yankee doodle dan,
egotistical world ruler, frying in a pan.
Dominate the net and laugh at our culture,
we dont care because our figure head aint
no vulture (well actually... she kinda is).
Canadians can have her, Australians too,
We dont care, we brought Benny hill.... tOooo you.
Call us limey tea drinkers, scoff at Hugh grant,
You don’t understand the irony & pronounce aunt " ANT".
Tomato is t-o-m-a-r-t-o, "bathroom" is where you pee...
and, shit I need to go to work...
I miss you all alreadeeeee
Thankyou, cheers then/.
Hey Pea, don't worry hun, i kinda get it, i like ur sense of humour too. "I don’t hate women, I love their bums." alone is a classic.
and yea, of course, why not give the english reject to australia, dat's how our country got started anyway, keep em comin
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:02 pm Post subject: Re: Indivisible synergy Edited to: Americans, women & ha
[quote="Chihiro"]
pea wrote:
I'm a little nervous but here goes...
Hey Pea, don't worry hun, i kinda get it, i like ur sense of humour too. "I don’t hate women, I love their bums." alone is a classic.
and yea, of course, why not give the english reject to australia, dat's how our country got started anyway, keep em comin
I love your country and its people, much better than uk.
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