Roses are red, violets are blue.

jonas89

jonas89

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I thought we might share some of those jokes here :D at least I find them funny recently..

So the other day I went to a bar and saw this fat fella trying getting back on his feet and this came to my mind:

Roses are red,
whales are blue,
you look like stranded
what do I do.
 
BlueDays

BlueDays

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jonas89 said:
I thought we might share some of those jokes here :D at least I find them funny recently..

So the other day I went to a bar and saw this fat fella trying getting back on his feet and this came to my mind:

Roses are red,
whales are blue,
you look like stranded
what do I do.
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I have one:...

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I have some compassion,
how about you?

If there happens to be some overweight users in this site and they read your "joke" they could end up feeling offended instead of finding it funny.

.....just sayin'.
 
jonas89

jonas89

Well-known member
yeah I know, I didn't think that far ahead, i just wrote what came first in mind,, it is not in my intention to offend or hurt anyone's feelings,, I apologize if I did.

roses are red
SPW is blue
people on here are cool : )
 
BlueDays

BlueDays

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the roses have wilted,
the violets are dead.
I've heard you've been cheating
so off with your head.


roses are red,
violets are blue.
cherries are redder
you know I'd love you better.


roses are red,
or sometimes white.
thinking of you
keeps me up all night.




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^love this one...:giggle:
 
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laure15

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Roses are blue
Violets are blue
Everything is blue
Because I'm feeling blue.

Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
Because I'm in the dark.
 
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