Re: What a bunch of downers!!!!
I was once late for an international flight, from Boston to London. I was taking too long to pack and get ready at home, and by the time I hailed a cab to take me to the airport, I had more or less missed the flight already. So I was panicking in the back seat of the taxi when all of a sudden my breathing started getting out of control, my chest became tight, I felt dizzy and nauseous, and eventually I passed out. The next thing I know I'm laying in the back of an ambulance. The male nurse next to me handed me a bunch of $20 bills that had fallen out of my pocket (which I'd drawn out of an ATM earlier to pay for the cab). He looked at me and was like "did you win the lotto, dude?" and I weakly went "no, that's just how I roll" before passing out again. Well, I thought it was pretty funny, at least.
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