mrb
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now iv just flew back from ireland , now on the plane i sat down and started reading my paper , well pretending to read my paper cos i cant read 
anyways this lady sat next to me about oh i dunno about 30ish and started talking to me , saying oh hi she was rather drunk she said were have you been i thought um im on a plane flying out from ireland, but i said ireland , she slapped my arm and said jezzz aint you a funny man , then started telling me her life story , telling me she going to england for a few days and can i buy her a drink , ok i said it was buy one get 1 free on whisky , so she clicked her fingers and asked the stewerdess to get her a whisky , i got 2 she got 2 , she drunk her own , then she said dont you want yours , i said well not really , she said great can i have them looking thorough 2 little red eyes , i said yea ok help yourself , she told me all about her life , her mother her father , asking if iv ever taken drugs , i said well yea years ago , she said yea im still smoking a bit dope wise now and again , and have i got any , errr no i said , she said i have looking like my smiley and lifted up her jumper to show a little bag of weed , by now she was getting a little touchy feely , gazza was getting paranoid by now , she said are you on face book , i said no , she said do you have a e mail add i said no , she said whats your phone number then , i said dont have a mobile phone , she said you know what , your full of **** if you dont want me to talk to you just tell me to get lost , i saw you on your mobile phone b4 you got on the plane she said , i said well its not my phone , she said whatever man **** you and sat in another seat ...... the longest hour of my life that was jezzzzzz my sa didnt help with that situation , what would you lot have done .. or said ..
anyways this lady sat next to me about oh i dunno about 30ish and started talking to me , saying oh hi she was rather drunk she said were have you been i thought um im on a plane flying out from ireland, but i said ireland , she slapped my arm and said jezzz aint you a funny man , then started telling me her life story , telling me she going to england for a few days and can i buy her a drink , ok i said it was buy one get 1 free on whisky , so she clicked her fingers and asked the stewerdess to get her a whisky , i got 2 she got 2 , she drunk her own , then she said dont you want yours , i said well not really , she said great can i have them looking thorough 2 little red eyes , i said yea ok help yourself , she told me all about her life , her mother her father , asking if iv ever taken drugs , i said well yea years ago , she said yea im still smoking a bit dope wise now and again , and have i got any , errr no i said , she said i have looking like my smiley and lifted up her jumper to show a little bag of weed , by now she was getting a little touchy feely , gazza was getting paranoid by now , she said are you on face book , i said no , she said do you have a e mail add i said no , she said whats your phone number then , i said dont have a mobile phone , she said you know what , your full of **** if you dont want me to talk to you just tell me to get lost , i saw you on your mobile phone b4 you got on the plane she said , i said well its not my phone , she said whatever man **** you and sat in another seat ...... the longest hour of my life that was jezzzzzz my sa didnt help with that situation , what would you lot have done .. or said ..
