DarkPhoenix
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Havent posted here for a while, been feeling increasingly anxious as of late, mainly due to my insecurities.
Like crap. My friend is officially Douchimus Prime.
I rarely ever have my cell on and one of my friends usually gets really pissy at me for it, so the one day I actually turn on my phone and reply to her text, she replies "What do u want?? I'm sleping." (Translation: What the f*** do you want?? I was asleep you jacka**) and I simply reply "Just wanted to say hi. Sorry to bother you."
And people wonder why I never leave my phone on?
Sorry yall are feeling bad emu and maiato::
Things will get better, there is always tomorrow
I'm feeling on top of the world. Both literally and figuratively
And actually really bad at the same time ::
I survived my disability therapist appointment. I pretty much resigned myself to the fact that I was going to be okay last night. The therapist was very monotonous and mumbled a lot. And he asked me questions like, "What's the difference between an orange and a banana?" I'm doubting I'll get disability, but I tried. And I didn't die before the appointment!
They're used by different genders for masturbation?"What's the difference between an orange and a banana?"
Inquieto. Tengo sentimientos encontrados acerca de algo. Y por alguna razón que estoy escribiendo en español.
Can I move in with someone? *sigh*
Funny. For some reason I'm writing in English. Por cierto, buen español.
Comment mixtes sont les sentiments?
What did you answer? One could have so much fun with a question like that - "The bananas sing more, oranges just talk a lot"
If he doesn't even know basic stuff like the difference between various types of fruit, then I think I'd be asking to see his therapist qualifications.
Well done on getting through it, Super!
They're used by different genders for masturbation?
I haven't actually tried it yet myself, but I saw it in a movie about high school--some kid confessed doing this to his pretty friend, and later told everyone he slept with her (which he didn't), so when she found out about this, she announced to the whole room at prom what he told her and he peed his pants.An orange? Really?
I haven't actually tried it yet myself, but I saw it in a movie about high school--some kid confessed doing this to his pretty friend, and later told everyone he slept with her (which he didn't), so when she found out about this, she announced to the whole room at prom what he told her and he peed his pants.
I couldn't remember the name of the movie, but I can tell you that googling 'masturbation with an orange' gives some strange results.