Hey there Bex, i'm sorry that you feel this way my friend. I'll attempt to cheer you up with some hilarious dialogue from one of your favourite movies - Monty Python's Holy Grail.
As the Frenchman says to the English k niggets:
"Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person"
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headedanimal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your maother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries"
"...i unclog my nose towards you, sons of a window dresser"
"I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly coloured mealy templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters."
"We burst our pimples at you, and call your door-opening request a silly thing. You tiny brained wipers of other people's bottoms"
"....we fire arrows into the tops of your heads and make castanets of your testicles already"
Good grief - those French knew how to give a good telling off :lol:
Here is the website i got this from if you want to check it out,
http://www.serve.com/bonzai/monty
Feel better soon Bex - remember your never alone you always have us here and we love you Miss Bexi xxx