International Infantile Championships

[Chilling__Echo]

oh i see... or not see :? :? :?

:::runs off to google search:::

 

[redlady]

Am i holding that contest? That's news to me, well i had better get myself organised then.

No i am afraid your day old fart was not enough to knock this gal out black_mamba. Alright now it's my turn - turns to the crowd and releases forth a sound resembling a deflating balloon - after a few seconds the crowd gets wind of the smell - pun intended - as it begins to adulterate their nostrils in the most foulest of ways. Hehehehehehehehehe - redlady takes sadistic delight at the scene. :twisted:

 

[redlady]

And the winner of the farting round is the dog - standing next to McShy.
All hail the dog - the crowd chants in unison - dog dog dog dog dog dog dog..................................

 

[black_mamba]

dog dog dog..

and look what that idea generated via google: walter

I heard a rumour that scottish player makes a mean gas sandwich, well read it on the toilet cubicle wall... 8O

Here I sit, broken hearted
Paid a dime and only farted.

This brings back memories. :lol:

 

[redlady]

8O OH MY GOD 8O We had a celebrity in our midst - Jumps up and down ala those sixties chicks suffering from Beatle mania - Walter, Walter, Walter........................

 

[black_mamba]

Walter would make a tasty hot dog. Any objections?

 

[redlady]

:mrgreen: You savagely devilish woman - i would never eat dog - chomp, chew, chew, gulp - never you hear me. Now i have to go and see my friend McShy - 'Hello big red, so where do you want to go for lunch - Um... burp.. sniff sniff - i see you have already eaten, what's that dog? Ahhhh. :roll:

 

[Sue]

it is a nice day for snot flicking i think.
actualy i just flicked some across the room and it landed on my scottish terrier. he doesent seem to mind. he is about a metre away... not bad. hay black mamba it seems you have been practicing. :wink:

 

[black_mamba]

You taught me well, Mrs Miagi. :wink:

*does the crane stance before ejecting a perfectly formed dry globule of boger from nose at 100mph*

Check me out, a human missile launcher.

 

[redlady]

Nay i say. Well that privelege is up to you seeing that you are the official judge or whatever of the games. So get judging you omnipotent glorious judge you.

 

[redlady]

Hey man where is your infantile spirit ?? Don't tell me you don't have one - imagine all the witty crap you could come up with - you are sure to win. Oh wait better yet don't - you are having the judges baby after all...too much of an unfair advantage.