Aadhil
Banned
This is just for fun to make you all feel good for even a little while.
Q:What is the oldest animal in the world?
A:Zebra, because it is Black & White
Q:What happens when you win a match
A:Your opponent loses
Q:A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car, Who Will Be Driving The Car?
A:A policeman
Q:What is pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
A:A Bubblegum
Q:Which day is stronger Sunday or Monday?
A:Sunday because Monday is a week day
Q:When a bullet was fired to a dog.... tiger died Why?
A:Because the dogs name was tiger
Q:What is the end of everything?
A:The letter G
Q:What came first the egg or the chicken?
A:What you ordered first
Q:What will you find in a clean nose?
A:A lot of finger prints
Q:Why is a river rich?
A:Because it has two Banks
Q:Where will you find a no-legged dog?
A:Right where you left him
Q:Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A:Because they have big fingers
Q:Why did a scientist install a knocker on his door?
A:Because he wanted to win the NO-Bell prize
Q:What has one horn and gives milk?
A:The milk truck
Q:Why do some teachers wear sun glasses?
A:Because their students are very bright
Q:What kind of car goes over water?
A:Any kind car that goes over a bridge
Q:Computer is Shameless Why?
A:Because it has hardware and software BUT no Underwear
Q:What is an Atomic Bomb?
A:Its an invention... to end all inventions
Q:A man was injected with a harmful poison... but he didn't die why?
A:Because he was already dead
Q:What is the oldest animal in the world?
A:Zebra, because it is Black & White
Q:What happens when you win a match
A:Your opponent loses
Q:A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car, Who Will Be Driving The Car?
A:A policeman
Q:What is pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
A:A Bubblegum
Q:Which day is stronger Sunday or Monday?
A:Sunday because Monday is a week day
Q:When a bullet was fired to a dog.... tiger died Why?
A:Because the dogs name was tiger
Q:What is the end of everything?
A:The letter G
Q:What came first the egg or the chicken?
A:What you ordered first
Q:What will you find in a clean nose?
A:A lot of finger prints
Q:Why is a river rich?
A:Because it has two Banks
Q:Where will you find a no-legged dog?
A:Right where you left him
Q:Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A:Because they have big fingers
Q:Why did a scientist install a knocker on his door?
A:Because he wanted to win the NO-Bell prize
Q:What has one horn and gives milk?
A:The milk truck
Q:Why do some teachers wear sun glasses?
A:Because their students are very bright
Q:What kind of car goes over water?
A:Any kind car that goes over a bridge
Q:Computer is Shameless Why?
A:Because it has hardware and software BUT no Underwear
Q:What is an Atomic Bomb?
A:Its an invention... to end all inventions
Q:A man was injected with a harmful poison... but he didn't die why?
A:Because he was already dead