''I never noticed how lovely your nostrils are. ..May I smell them?''
''Is this your gun? Mine doesn't have a serial number on it.''
''Hey, last night I saw the most interesting lecture on tying shoes.''
''I don't get these iPad things, sure they're pretty, but I scratch it every time I cut a carrot on it.''
''I'm fine. My psychiatrists think I have a problem, though. My friends in my head disagree.''
''No, I don't have the time. I'm not a wizard.''
''How much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? No, seriously.''
''You know, I find the lack of symmetry in your face endlessly fascinating.''
''Why would you ask me that? I don't have the slightest clue how many things are 'up'.''
^ Best one yet!