Storytime, gather round...

Bexi

Bexi

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hi all, as we have so many wonderfully creative and thoughtful ppl in here, maybe we can write alittle story? However, im crap at STARTING stories, so if any1 can start if off with a sentence/paragraph go4it! xxx :)
 
Chilling__Echo

Chilling__Echo

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...dust bunny the size of a three story building. but the only way it was able to crawl into the calamary's house (what is that???) was by...
 
Bexi

Bexi

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doughy, carbohydrate laden snack, as she was ravenous! Then, along came her fellow SPW member......
 
Yossarian

Yossarian

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...but at the very moment when, looplissa was about to save all humanity from their woes an unnervingly cute guy wearing a banana skin thong jumped out from the breadbin claiming the dust funny had in fact been framed by a secret cabal of blue rythmic monkeys who had designs upon world domination. Unable to cope with this startling revelation and the banana skin thong all at once, loopylissa's brain took extreme preventative measures and warped her through time and space into another dimension. The 984th dimension to be exact where old people didn't smell of wee and the head of the U.N. was in fact some spare change found in Mr D Jenkins's pocket, which was found by his wife while she looking for........
 
Remus

Remus

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her remarkable singing spoon called Colin, who incidently used to headline at a performance of "The singing spoon quartet" on Broadway, Colins agent was actually....
 
Bexi

Bexi

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...the love of his life- crazyfairy! He bit it off and sent it to her in a gold encrusted box with jewels and diamonds. When crazyfairy received the box and opened it she saw the tongue and.................
 
crazyfairyx

crazyfairyx

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freaked out, he may have seen her as the love of his life, but she was secretly in love with another fairy! She didn't even realise spoons had tongues, he had been reluctant to use his before.....
 
Scottish_Player

Scottish_Player

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used to disapear one day a week, he had to go to the hospital to get treatment for it, they where giving him anti biotics for it and they said that they would also help clear up his infected.....
 
black_mamba

black_mamba

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foot. He also had to have therapy for what she did to his belly button, every nigth at precisely 11pm she would...
 
Scottish_Player

Scottish_Player

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have to talk to the belly button and reasure it that everything was ok and that it wasnt an ugly belly button, but the belly button wouldnt listen and after several visits to the phyciatrist the belly had had enough as no matter where it went people would.......
 
pitkreet

pitkreet

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...pick the bits of fluff out of it and stick them onto the ever growing, super-massive fluff-ball, which was now so large that it had to be floated out to sea, and had become a popular tourist destination for.....
 
Fredscars

Fredscars

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it was in fact an intelligent being which had ricoched (sp) off its space orbit after colliding with a comet and thus falling to earth...
 
Fredscars

Fredscars

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for a walk to cool off, after getting over stressed from over eager fans and was struck violenty by a fork of purple lighting causing him to..
 
black_mamba

black_mamba

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...dance like a monkey with ants in his pants. It was at this point that the fluff from mr fluff ball started to...
 
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