Storytime, gather round...

[GettingThere]

....prepared to defend themselves against the giant chicken. It looked pretty grim there for a while until Colonel Sanders apeared on the scene. He was on a quest to find the ultimate drumstick for his KFC franchise. Relieved they departed from there to a quiet grotto where Harry sat quietly reflecting.

He was a deep thinker and often pondered the big questions.....
"What was the meaning of life?" he thought,
"Did dinosaurs really die out because of the ice age or were they habitual smokers?",
"Why do McDonalds ruin their burgers with those awful dill pickles?".

Just then the silence was broken as Fred jumped to her feet and loudly declared.........

 

[black_mamba]

"Aliens" and pointed her finger towards the sky. Everyong stopped their limbo dancing and looked up only to see a sparkly dot of light jumping around between the clouds. "My people have come to rescue me!" said ...

 

[Fredscars]

the grotto, which was in fact the mouth of a very large alien. The lights started to do the things that they always do in alien movies and they found themsleves lifted up when...

 

[Sue]

...the black cat with purple spotty knickers. but everyone started to get jealous so they jumped on the cat and stole the knickers. a huge fight broke out between everyone but was soon broken up by the voice of god who told them....

 

[black_mamba]

...."Listen puny earthlings, this great cat will show you the light, follow his spotty knickers for they hold the key to eternal happiness" and the cat walked towards the alien spaceship. The lights stopped flashing and a walkway appeared, the cat puked up a furrball before promptly running into the spaceship. There was an almighty rush as fred, harry, and everyone else tried to get inside the ship to follow the feline. Chaos ensued as five thousand party goers tried to fit inside the spaceship which was the size of a...

 

[Sue]

...small coffee bean. there were alot of injuries but they all managed to get in and by the time they did it grew to the size of a...

 

[GettingThere]

.....small coffee plantation.

Then Fred began to think to herself, "What if this is all just an elaborate plan by the aliens to abduct them." A horrifying thought entered her mind, "those missing thumbs...the alien ship, what if the two were related, could it be that the aliens were harvesting human thumbs?!" Perhaps they were luring unsuspecting humans on board, taking their thumbs, erasing their memories of the events and then letting them go again. Maybe on some distant planet human thumbs were considered to be quite the delicacy!

She did not have long to ponder this alarming thought because just then.....

 

[Fredscars]

they were herded through a small cloakroom area, being requested to leave their coats on pegs and thumbs in the small tub on the desk. Most were so enamoured weith the idea of the cat with the cool knickers that they didmthis willingly. Fred however...

 

[black_mamba]

..smelt something fishy. Apart from the strange plot, what on earth could be emitting such a pungent aroma? Fred left the shapeship momentarily to investigate, and at that moment, the aliens felt like going to an intergalactic drive-thru. So, having closed all the outer ship doors and retracting all the walkways, Fred was left dangling from the side of the spaceship, her life dependant on ...

 

[Fredscars]

buy a rather large cactus. She saw this to be in some ways useful and so purchased it. Once she took it out side of the shop she...

 

[black_mamba]

..saw that the spaceship was still doing its run-up to take off (the aliens hadn't perfectly their vertical take off yet) so the cactus came in very handy when fred tried to....

 

[Fredscars]

jump onboard. She threw herself at the spaceship, and olny stayed on bwecause the cacuts had embedded itself in the spaship's metallic sides.
She couldnt work out why she'd jsut jumped bacvk on the space ship, since previously she'd jumped off, but she was here so...

 

[black_mamba]

climbed aboard and snuck her way into the alien pilot's cockpit. There she overheard something earth-shattering, the aliens were planning to ...

 

[clairet]

marriage to an old man when you were merely a teenager not to mention the fact that your left nipple is green

 

[black_mamba]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO!!

That sentance gets funnier every time I read it.

 

[black_mamba]

marriage to an old man when you were merely a teenager not to mention the fact that your left nipple is green

...and you smell of fish sticks' said one alien to another. Fred couldn't believe what she was hearing, actually, it was odd that she could understand alien language at all. Just then, the sky started turning bright red...

 

[GettingThere]

.....after an alien had flushed the toilet and the sky hung heavy with red alien faeces. "Got to get out of here" thought Fred. She found an escape pod and was soon on her way. Over the seas she went as she thought to herself "I wonder what mum has cooked for dinner?" and, "I probably should do my homework."

"What the heck" she thought when below her she saw an island inhabited by a group of excited pygmies. "I must investigate" she thought and landed the pod.....

 

[black_mamba]

atop a mini volcano. 'That'll do' she said before jumping down through the trees and swinging through the vines towards the dancing pygmies. The closer see got the bigger they seemed, and why were they dancing? Fred made a crash landing into the middle of the pygmie dancefloor, they all ...

 

[GettingThere]

......shat themselves. After they settled down they decided that Fred must be God and fell to their knees. "Oh mighty one what can we do to appease thee" they cried. The Elders among the group offered their barbie dolls for sacrifice. "Oh mighty ones, take our barbie dolls and do with them as you will, but please spare our ken dolls."

Fred hesitated, then she....

 

[black_mamba]

..got out her lighter and burnt the barbie doll's hair. Breathing in the toxic fumes from the plastic hair everyone started dancing wildly again, fred felt a little out of place because...

(again this is starting to sound like the plot to madagascar!)